Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

by Umbreon Man May 14, 2020

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Ten-Six-Two

She looks good from 10 yards, ok from 6, but up close she's a two

AKA 10-6-2

Good from far, but far from good... classic Ten-Six-Two

by Willy Wankerrr April 27, 2009

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Jimmy Two-Shoes

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

by alonsosc98 October 11, 2013

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Wanna run two's?

Refers to the action of splitting the cost of a big meal in pairs of two's.

That's a little expensive man, you guy's wanna run two's?

by NotoriousHakim August 04, 2017

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Two Story Firefighter

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.

Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*

by Wantacow March 15, 2009

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