Pole

Is a polish person

Amber loves patryk he’s a pole

by Never know sksksk August 16, 2019

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.

Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024

Pole Smokerish

As of or like a pole smoker; something a pole smoker would do

"Shirts that come with holes in the sleeves are cool, but cutting holes in the sleeves of a shirt is pole smokerish."

by Gray Fox069 April 30, 2010

Pole Yodeler

A gay male who breaks into yodeling in the middle of a blowjob, presumably to enhance entertainment value. Similar to a pole smoker, but with alpine-style musical enhancements.

"I was getting a knob job at the bathhouse the other night, and halfway through, the dude started yodeling!"

"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."

by Ghostnote August 8, 2018

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021