Evil Gang

A secret society from Oslo’s west side with evil intentions. A person who belongs to the Evil Gang is typically a midget with silver hair. They have an insane amount of rizz, which makes all the other fuckers around jealous. A member of this alliance lost their virginity on the teachers desk in elementary school. They got big tits and a giant monster dick ready to penetrate holes in your wall at any moment.

“Oh Jesus, this sexy midget has already stolen 7 virginities”

“They’re definitely a part of the Evil Gang”

“Oh yeah so sexy I want them so bad”

by sexy ginger bastard sponge August 6, 2023

Evil Urban Dictionary

The place to go to when you don't want any definitions for any words. It also sells you test tubes instead of mugs.

"Hey man, I went over to Evil Urban Dictionary and saw nothing interesting, but I got these test tubes!"

by ThisIsAnUrbanDictionaryAccount April 21, 2025

Evil Eric

Eric but incredibly evil. Usually fat and bisexual don't mind being pegged. Every Eric that you know has an evil counterpart.

"Be careful Eric I'm sensing your Evil Eric around here, you better hide"

by Evil Eric Hunter January 18, 2024

Beyond Good And Evil 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Beyond Good And Evil 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Stupid Evil

this is the worst kind of evil because someone being so stupid is doing the worst evil of all because of their selfish stupid desires...sigh and when they realize they start cracking up what have i done? i should of did this sooner bwahahahahaha i am the most feared person in the world...that's how they feel

stupid evil bitches

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 30, 2022

/evil

The tone tag that is used when a person says a sentence with evil tones/evil intentions.
Can also be used by abbreviating to "/e".

"I bought us two tickets to go see The Super Mario Bros movie this Saturday!/evil"
"What does that mean?"
"I intend to throw hot dogs at the screen"

by jamiefinns February 27, 2023

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025