nuzzle the D

what two male roommates do to each other when no one is around
Guy 1: "Hey will you come nuzzle the D?"
Guy 2: "Sure man that sounds wicked fun!"
by chipperdoodle69 November 26, 2010
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S²D²

When asked what I'm doing at work, I usually answer S²D².
by Hagar Horrible Grammar Snob January 03, 2019
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F to D

You're lookin' F to D in that new polo.
by MrMister24 January 05, 2012
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Kiegy D

The most awful human being on the planet, whose main form of humor is self-pity and profanity. Kiegy D is a Junior Varsity superstar whose only goal is to get laid.
"Ayyy, it's ya boi Kiegy D, comin' at ya with the suicidal tendencies!" - Kiegy D, 2016
by Kie-Guan Jinn January 26, 2017
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d pic

also can be called dp, but it's a dick pic...
He sent me a d pic
by idk_go away June 25, 2020
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D-livery

A word used to describe the act of calling for a male sexual companion.
It is imperative that the D be capitalized, lest the significance that it stands for "dick" be lost.
The male equivalent to a booty call.
Jack called Jill for a sexual encounter. She was his booty call.
Jill called Jack for a sexual encounter. He was her D-livery.
by HFitz February 10, 2015
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S-a-D

(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.
Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.
by Nikki Stixx April 09, 2022
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