you are not the birdman!

A way to describe someone who does not belong or has done something stupid or just plain sucks.

Also sometimes pronounced birdmang.

Merlin: Why won't Cindy talk to me?

Nick: Simple, YOU ARE NOT THE BIRDMAN!

by birdmanalldaii October 2, 2009

you are the millionth visitor

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011

push your pussy to the left

A way of telling someone to stop their bitching & take control of their life!

Lora- "what am I doing with my life!?"
Calvin- "Push your pussy to the left."

by Truetrue4747 June 2, 2016

Yeet yourself out the window day

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!

"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window

by Lolboi771 April 14, 2019

have/put your head on the block

to risk a bad thing that is happening to you by doing something or assisting someone

Please dear Van Abdullah I'm going to put my head on the block for you.

I hope Van's boyfriend is going to have his head on the block for her.

have/put your head on the block

by Sazaleen July 11, 2016

Give your roommate the rocket

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate

1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."

by Literal Rocket Giver February 20, 2012

You Made The Sandwich

"You Made The Sandwich" is a callback to the popular subway meme in which someone makes their sandwich at subway and doesn't like it, even though they chose the ingredients. This phrase is used when someone is the cause of their own misfortune.

Guy 1: Ah man, I didn't study for that test and I got an F.
Guy 2: Dude, you made the sandwich.

Guy 1: True.

by JioSleep February 21, 2021