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penatration train

the penetration train is when a bunch of gay dudes just stick there dicks in each others asses and walk around and make train noises
Dude I heard Tom is having a penatration train party.
by young🅱️intheguccistand August 4, 2017
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Shelve train

When a team of legends lines up and each sticks a pinga (ecstasy pill) in the persons anus that is directly in front of them.
Shit got really out of hand last night, who suggest we ride the shelve train! The most awkward way of meeting my friends new boyfriend seeing as he was in front of me
by Hayno June 17, 2017
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poo train

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop
Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.
by PoOpa FoOker May 3, 2017
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pledge train

When one is being initiated into a fraternity one is subject to be anal fucked by every member back to back.
Yo, Darren ran the pledge train!
by RatFuxker March 5, 2023
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Rob A Train

Them: Where's the body?
Guy: Go Rob A Train.
by Z_Zeno July 13, 2022
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train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"
by Pqrstuvwxyz October 19, 2015
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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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