Son Of A Shithead

Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words

Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!

by FairgroundsMetalCruiser December 29, 2022

Son

What Patrick Mahomes is to Tom Brady

Dude, Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady’s son cuz of how badly he got clapped in the super bowl!

by Gween February 8, 2021

Son-mate

When a woman treats her son like her boyfriend! He becomes her son-mate-@bertccomedy

She kissed her son in the mouth that ain't her baby that's her son-mate

by @bertccomedy May 10, 2015

Son

When someone does something you’ve always been doing or will do.

Friend 1: “I think i want the new Jordan 1’s”
Me: “My sonn, i just entered a raffle for them”

by Talil December 24, 2020

scared of son

Nick Hensley

He is scared of son

by Nick’s son December 1, 2021

Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

Son of a bitch

Your mother is a female dog and you are her pup.

That "son of a bitch" pissed me off.

by WayZobbie January 26, 2022