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A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!
Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.
by Mallate April 12, 2005
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Nautical cowboy

Sex on a jet ski in cowgirl position while on the ocean
After I rolled her from her starboard side, she rode me in the nautical cowboy till the seals came home
by Nickrad158 July 27, 2018
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Cowboys

A western vigilante who uses a revolver and wears a cool hat

The worst team In the nfl
Fuck you dak press it I hope the cowboys go 0-17

The cowboys are way worse than the eagles
by Eagles on top November 24, 2022
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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crystal cowboy

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what
by The big phink January 12, 2019
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