I can’t art

When you can’t draw, paint or anything art related, you can’t art.

Teacher: Your homework is to design a poster. Remember to be creative!
You: But sir, I can’t art.

by ihaveudders January 8, 2021

Art-i-fy

1. Art-i-fy: to mesmerize with art, specially by a Woman

Woman, you Art-i-fy me with your work !!

by RitzGreenwood May 11, 2018

T shirt art

A woman who is very tall. She also plays roblox and loves to get absolutely railed in Roblox Sim Sex. She smokes smarties and gets high off ibuprofen. She also rides horses almost as much as she rides niggas in Roblox

Damn she won the horse race, is that T shirt art?

by karensusan89 December 1, 2021

Post Art Clarity

The Sudden realization of what one has created some time or immediately after its completion.

Man 1: Hey check out this thing I made
Man 2: Huh, that's...
Man 1: I know... Sick Right?
Man 3: Dude that's fucking wicked!
Man 1: Thanks man I've been working on this for a while now

Sometime Later...

Man 1: What, the fuck...
Man 2: Hey are you alright?
Man 1: I... I made this...
Man 1: What the fuck why did I make this
Man 2: Are you talking about the thing you made?
Man 1: Yeah man... Jesus Christ...
Man 2: Yep, that's Post Art Clarity alright

by Wilhelmn November 12, 2020

Martial art argument

A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.

-"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"

by MisterJohnDoe September 17, 2021

The art of text confusion

Confusing people by saying weird or tricky stuff trough text just to confuse them and make them think they missed something

I've confused my friend so much trough text he thinks there is somethign called 'the art of text confusion'

by Not_mod June 17, 2023

Zack W Art

The act of jacking off all over different kinds of metals and taking a belt sander to it heavily, only to call it art. Heavily influenced by the great "Tomas".

Man I went to a Zack W art exhibit last night and all I smelled was bleach!. Plus it was a total rip off of "Tomas"!

by Bobby Basinger January 11, 2020