(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.
A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.
The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.
The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
by nolandc September 27, 2019
by AfricanPenguin December 20, 2018
by Jeffy Jeffy January 15, 2017
A brand of vaginal douche.
by Kansas Jayhawker March 04, 2016
by oversized potato February 20, 2021
A disease that inflates the ego of the most popular freshmen on a sports team amongst seniors and upperclassmen. Symptoms include cockiness, increased swagger, a compulsion to show off, and a powerful attachment to the seniors that have adopted them.
There is no cure.
There is no cure.
The new Freshmen swimmer was diagnosed with Fave Fresh Syndrome after becoming friends with the Senior swimmer.
by Bike Mecks February 05, 2010
When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.
Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!
Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!
Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!
by Bohopunk April 28, 2022