Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.

My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!

by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018

Tostito Surprise

When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.

Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!

by Bingus. January 27, 2022

The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse

Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex

by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

herriman surprise

When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.

Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"

by Mayor McDickers November 29, 2016

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle

by Hampharm October 25, 2015

Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.

"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017