I always ask what day it is today and they always reply sunday. I mean, what the fuck does sunday even mean? I mean tell me, is it Momday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I mean .......... tell me. What day is it ?
Friend1: "Ayo big man, what day is it today?"
Friend 2: "Your finest sir today was henceforthed a sunday"
Friend1: "Ayo big man, tell me the days of week. Don't tell me in washed up words blud"
Friend 2: " Sunday is a day of the week"
Friend 1: "Raaaaaaah shut yo mouth. You've got monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, wedneday, friday and saturday. Don't tell me there aint seven days a week
Friend 2: "Your finest sir today was henceforthed a sunday"
Friend1: "Ayo big man, tell me the days of week. Don't tell me in washed up words blud"
Friend 2: " Sunday is a day of the week"
Friend 1: "Raaaaaaah shut yo mouth. You've got monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, wedneday, friday and saturday. Don't tell me there aint seven days a week
by chitty chitty bang May 15, 2021
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Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich
Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich
by GenevaLyf January 29, 2022
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Coined by Pat McAfee
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Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.
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by ak4992 January 20, 2023
Get the Canadian Sunday mug.Something to say to win an argument with a liberal. The goal here is to present a supposed point that they may believe is relevant to the conversation, however it is just some made up bullshit. Through the use of something like “purple Sunday”, a liberal will likely leave in a cloud of shame to go research purple Sunday just to find this definition.
“Oh well you probably haven't heard of purple Sunday”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”
“Whats purple Sunday”
“Come back and we can finish this argument once you know what purple Sunday is. How could you not know what purple Sunday is”
by hiddenriddler December 18, 2023
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I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.
by Willie shaverpus July 16, 2024
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A cause for celebrating the finer things in life on a Sunday.
Sluggy Sundays postpones the crippling Sunday depression to Monday
A cause for celebrating the finer things in life on a Sunday.
Sluggy Sundays postpones the crippling Sunday depression to Monday
by SluggySunday June 4, 2023
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