stand up and be counted

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man!

by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

Stand to me

When a person is asking someone to a challenge or physical battle.

Rick was as little coward I knew when I asked him to fight me he would not dare stand to me.

by DLK97 March 28, 2020

parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first

The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.

by Nageat July 13, 2015

Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!

I gave that bitch the standing tripod!

by JBut December 25, 2007

Stand Strong

What's happenin'?

"What's happenin'?" "Stand strong."

by i am famous i swear April 18, 2021

fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015