Making a Splash

An alternative saying for when you are having a poo.

Person 1: "where's Peter"
Person 2: "he won't be long, he's just making a splash"

by Britney Sparkles February 1, 2026

Making a splash

When your boy makes a splash

What would you do if you started making a splash?
If I started making a splash? Shi... I'd ride the wave!

by hadicya September 5, 2025

Steve-O's Splash Zone

An area in which you will get splash with a disgusting solid or liquid.

"Yo Martha's in Steve-O's Splash Zone! Her day is about to be ruined!"

by Allen Was Here September 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

by splaya June 2, 2022