mexican snake bite

it's a jaw breaking maneuver in which the victim's mouth is opened and placed in a "biting" postion on a street curb then the assailant gives a hard stomp to the back of the victim's head. causing the victim to suffer broken teeth, jaw or somecase's even death.

Paco-"did you hear the Juarez boys gave Joey a mexican snake bite."
Dave-"why'd they do that?"
Paco-"cuz Joey was talking too much with La Eme."

by juarez cartel March 10, 2004

Meat Snake

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.

When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.

by Dick Cheney 2012 January 27, 2012

snakebite

the act of a woman opening her mouth so wide that she fits the male's entire package (penis and balls included)into her mouth while wriggling her tounge around to the man's anus and giving him an awesome rimmer.

this one time at band camp, this chick gave me a snakebite and then tried to lick my face after. it was weird. tasted like smores

by davemichalchuckmcdirkistan May 30, 2008

Snake Her Toilet

The act of anal sex.

"Look at that ass! I'd love to snake her toilet."

by The Stain December 15, 2008

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

snake skin wrist watch

When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.

dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)

by epic didamys March 14, 2010

snakefuck

A logistical nightmare or hopeless entanglement of many separate things/people. Picture a writhing mass of snakes all trying to mate with each other.

Also commonly known as a clusterfuck or The Willage.

The security line is a snakefuck now that the TSA has introduced the full-body scanner.

by The Willage Idiot December 4, 2010