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philipino slip

"Suck my cock."
"Sure"
"Now that's a Philipino slip."
by REEKFORPREZ March 31, 2016
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The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.
Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN
by goochy goochy December 4, 2019
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Quick with the slips

Able to easily kill large groups of people.
"Comin' in, number 19... Straight outta Wuhan, he's quick with the slips: killin' bitches" - Jessimae Peluso on COVID-19
by UrbanCrab April 29, 2020
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slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.
Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.
by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014
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phone slip

An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.
you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
by goodcache November 5, 2013
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Slip Off

Foot job involving a woman wearing slippers.
Sarah gave me a slip off last night.
by IAmRoot October 9, 2019
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Autocorrectian slip

When what your phone autocorrects your text to something that also works or is what you really would like to say.

Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister
My Autocorrectian slip revealed his sister and I had been hooking up.
by BCooperNYC December 21, 2023
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