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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.
friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night
by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020
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slap like a seal

"Tonight's gonna slap like a seal"
by slapping like a seal January 12, 2021
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The First Seal

Counquest is the first seal
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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The Third Seal

Li stirr the third seal

unliminal message
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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The Forth Seal

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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