secret cops

A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”

The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.

by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022

Secret

You want to know MY secret?

Hym "MY secret is that any and all 'incitement' would have been rejected immediately before it hit the vote section so if you did the weaponized schizophrenia and your kids were murdered over it's one of the natural outcomes of what you're doing to me and has nothing to do with me threatening your kids. And neither does what's happening now. At the end of the day, you just aren't 'good people.' It isn't a thing of which you are capable. Your values, your religion. You just can bring yourself to do it if it means someone who isn't gains."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 5, 2024

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.

"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."

by Vocloid miku December 26, 2022

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Trollge Secret Chomik

The Trollge Secret Chomik is a Tarsado Demon level Chomik in the Roblox game "Find the Chomiks"

Want to look up a tutorial on how to get Trollge Secret Chomik?

by mbgtpis March 6, 2025