Santa

Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.

Common in Florida
"Be carefully i think Mr Smith is gonna pull a santa."
"Thanks for the warnning man."
by Doctor mc doctor. December 19, 2021
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Santa

stalks children/pedo can kill if feeling it. also not real.
Person 1: I think i'm being stalked...
person 2: it's santa
by bucklingshoes November 22, 2019
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Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister
by Secret puma December 02, 2023
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Santa

A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.
Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!
by Ahdhan February 01, 2018
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do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.
Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 03, 2017
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The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.
by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021
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Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person
Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay
by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024
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