Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched

When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.

by Yebot10 June 8, 2017

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

Ebony's Salad

When you forcefully fuck someone, feed them rotten tacobell and cum on top of it.

Oh yeah did you here about Ebony's Salad i had yesterday? It was Great!

by tbelllanc October 31, 2017

Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

stink salad

A. Dish consisting of cucumber, onion, tomato and Italian dressing

B. Lady parts that have an unpleasant aroma

Went on a date last night, she had stink salad

by Heggzilla May 9, 2018

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018

ho salad

A group of a variety of hoes

*looking at group of hoes* What a ho salad

by EatMyKnob May 22, 2016