Royal Fart

Doing a fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"

by cuntboy327 February 26, 2015

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Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.

I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.

by Royal Jack January 7, 2023

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Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released

I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.

by thatguywhoplaysrobloxandisadum June 14, 2023

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Zeros royal guard

Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom

Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!

by Zero!!! June 29, 2021

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Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015

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Royal

(Alternative definition: “Log”) Coffee-slurping entitled dumb fuckers with attitude problems despite being severely autistic. Usually brag about protecting important people and using photoshop to deceive innocent bystanders. Typically works as janitors in federal entities.

That royal motherfucker Ádęm just fucked the entire project over again, didn’t he? Does he know he spelled the boss’s name wrong again? Why is he even offering more assistance when he sets the whole thing on fire every time?

by HoneyBad December 17, 2021

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