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Riverdale

Riverdale: a horrible show only mentally disabled teenage girls enjoy.
Stacey:have you seen the new episode of Riverdale it's so good right ?
Brittany : yea Archie is sooo hot
by Qboi December 1, 2019
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Riverdale day

This is a day where people watch Riverdale as long as they want and watch all the season 4 episodes
Hi

Hey it's Riverdale day
What is that

It's where people watch Riverdale all day
by Person1014 October 29, 2019
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Riverdale

The most confusing teen drama out there ngl. Teen girls love because we somehow understand what is happening in the show. Long story short: "Teens" in a really not normal town do unteenagery things, like solve mysteries and sometimes do musicals (like what school lets teens do Heathers). And there's queen Kevin he's our lord and saviour he can not be hated on.
Teen Boy: Do u watch Riverdale
Teen Girl: OMG YASSSS I love it!!!!
TB: Please Explain what's happening
TG: *Explains the unexplainable*
TB: OOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyy...
by YaLikeJazz2006 January 18, 2020
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Riverdale

A cringe show full of people in their twenties trying to pass off as teenagers who sound utterly brain-dead when they speak because their dialogue is written by boomer scriptwriters who think every one under forty-two speaks in sjw twitter hashtags.
Person 1: riverdale is such a cool, hip show!
Person 2: shut up mom
by bagel_brother January 22, 2020
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Riverdale romance

When a soft boy wants to so desperately appear edgy and cool just to fuck that one shy girl in class
Hey..she’ll be a great riverdale romance
by King_eric April 16, 2020
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Riverdale

but who even watches this show unironically anymore??
"Here's to Ronnie.....aND ARCHIE....and betty....and...jughead🤔"- riverdale
by gracehatesriverdale May 23, 2020
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river cerulo

River Cerulo is a beautiful man from the world of law! (life’s a witch), he is married to Kaylarose Cerulo, with his 3 kids!
Oh wow look it’s River cerulo with Kayla cerulo!!”
by Kaylarxse September 24, 2020
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