A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.
by Jumbo shrimp 69x3 September 16, 2017
Get the richard poundermug. by RichardKingofhatred August 12, 2025
Get the Richardmug. 
The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021
Get the Richard’s Ascotmug. by hellohowareyouiambored May 29, 2022
Get the richardmug. Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
Get the Richard Harold Piringtonmug. Richard Robert (hillbilly pronunciation: Dick-Bob) are two names that when combined create an amazing person who should be respected and loved for their leadership, hard work, loyalty, and dedication. The name Richard is a person who can bring laughter or a smile to someone's face with ease. He is also aware of his surroundings and will be overly cautious of fake or rude people. Robert is our holy lord and savior with a massive cock. So it goes without saying Richard Roberts have both of these qualities and should be treated as such. If you have a Richard Robert in your life you should be grateful and express your gratitude to them often.
by DarkAngel69 November 24, 2021
Get the Richard Robertmug.