sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.

Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!

by warrior_69 March 8, 2023

penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

man queef

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound

Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef

by luckykorn January 4, 2010

smoke da queef

take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.

dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!

by fangina August 4, 2007

Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef

Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics

by Jesus and Kucaracha January 28, 2009

Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.

After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.

by 2004WMain December 19, 2008

Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.

'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009