Purple Gerkin

A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.

"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"

by Rachypop June 17, 2017

Purple pear

A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)

Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.

by Korn1989 May 03, 2013

Purple Lie

Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.

"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)

by AnthBrezo June 21, 2023

purple knees

To beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple

Hey Waseema, I'm gonna give you purple knees if you don't shut up!

by Wilycrow February 03, 2017

purple sheet

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

by Pippathecat June 01, 2014

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 22, 2020

purple doughnut

A butthole!

That guy just licked my purple doughnut.

by BitchyV May 08, 2017