douche pump

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.

"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"

by lancaster cock-knockers February 2, 2008

half pump

apparently, a half insertion enough to not break the hymen

So you'r a virgin?
Naah, have half pumped ;)

by drunk guru January 6, 2011

party pump

Hitting the gym for 20-30 minutes for a quick pump before the club or a pool party. The muscles hit are based on the outfit for the party. Protocol is usually high reps 15-20, 2-3 sets and upper body muscles.

Hey Mikey we got 1 hour to get ready for tonight, but first we gotta get a party pump !!!

by Bobby the body July 11, 2011

one pump orgasm

When a man is so good with chicks he gives the women an orgasm with one pump of his cock

Jack-what did us do with that slit last night
Bill-one pump orgasm
Jack-mad cunt

by Nooobzzzzz April 25, 2015

pump it

the best black eyed peas song ever

guy 1:hey, whats your favorite black eyed peas song?

guy 2:oh, pump it, definatly

by kikolover442 September 5, 2011

two pump

when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections

not to be confused with no pump or one pump

Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'

by millarke March 15, 2011

fist pump

a commonly used arm motion during times of extreme techno dance parties. often complimented by a strobe light.

Why is gayass james on the couch fist pumping??

by DOBBY g October 15, 2009