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Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
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sneaky sludge puck 

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.
sneaky sludge puck by OldGregFool January 8, 2020
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drop the puck

Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!
drop the puck by 420mason December 31, 2020

drop the puck

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!
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or some such horse puckey 

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".
(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.

Hopping the Pocky

When two humans engage in sexual intercourse.
If that couple would stop hopping the Pocky maybe they won't need an even larger vehicle to contain itself.

Brown hockey puck 

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
Brown hockey puck by cmglzr February 22, 2023