To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024

Pole Bap

To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.

This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.

by Bapper69 January 31, 2018

Pole jostling

To masterbate

What were you doing in there for so long? Were you pole jostling or something?

by Bad word creator August 1, 2023

Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.

Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!

by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015

Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.

Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.

by Bar Graph November 3, 2021

pole smogger

One who sucks dick.

Quinn is such a pole smogger.

by Ar033 July 23, 2017

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022