phantom

false; has never happened; bogus; wrong; incorrect; not right

"That shit's phantom!"

by triple threat ™ May 22, 2007

Phantom Hand

The way by which a packet of crisps, bucket of popcorn, or any other kind of junk food, manages to disappear at an alarming rate while the eater suddenly feels an overwelming bloated sensation without even realising.

That mechanical movement of the hand from the lap area to the face with very little effort.

Jenny: Bloody hell where did all the Thai sweet chilli crisps go????
Megan: Shit!!! That's nearly the end of the bag! Why do I feel so sick? And my mouth is on fire!
Jenny: Phantom hand strikes again! I'll go get packet number 4 and that bag of popcorn I've microwaved.

by Smeggles182 January 16, 2010

phantom sanchez

When you are engaged in oral pleasure you slide you finger into the anus and rub that same finger under your partners nose, leaving that oh so wonderful smell of success.

When you eat a girl out slid you finger in the poop shoot and rub under her nose not leaving the stain just the smell. Is known as the Phantom Sanchez

by KidDP 006 October 18, 2006

phantom of the opera

While having sex doggy style, invert one hand over your face to make a phantom mask. Once mastered you can graduate to the Captain America.

Last night I pulled off the Phantom of the Opera with the wife, next time I'm going for the Captain America.

by Fantastic Fourdora November 24, 2006

pantalage

an area below the waste in which ones girlfriend or boyfriend may insert limbs for pleasure. only available on humans, this area is unkown to our race simply cuz we dont wear pants...investigations are still underway on the human pantalage region.

Griznork: that human is caressing the female humans pantalage region
Racksmackcrackass: yes indeed, we must investigate
Griznork: intriguing

by max means more dot com November 3, 2004

phagtag

a former irc voice, n00bs believe +voice is a sign of respect, but in fact its an absolute disgrace

<phag> k you can download my pr0n now
--- ADMIN gives voice to phag
<queer> ololl, humiliation
<ADMIN> yea?
--- ADMIN gives voice to queer
<queer> REMOVE THAT PHAGTAG ON ME RIGHT FUCKING AWAY

by sainte_barbe October 26, 2007

phantom bum

phantom bumming is when you take a picture of a friend stood right behind someone else who is bending over although the person who is bending over shouldn't be aware of this occuring when you look at he picture it should look like your friend is making love to their bottoms.

i got an imense phantom bum at the co-op.
i dare you to phantom bum that old lady.
i hope i didn't just get phantom bummed when i picked that up.
i bet i can phantom bum your mum.

by rkidfromden January 28, 2010