In the same vein of the incredibly influential Rick Roll. The Phil Roll is the art of making someone click onto a link of Phil Collins' song; 'Wear My Hat'. Quite possibly the shittest song known to humanity. Similarly to the noble Rick Roll, this is done so as to illicit confusion and or anger from the recently duped party. Extra Points can be earned if you manage to:
A) Get them to watch the entire video.
B) Incite anger
C) Simulataneously achieve multiple targets
D) Somehow manage to get them to watch it again (eg by posting the same video under a different link).
A) Get them to watch the entire video.
B) Incite anger
C) Simulataneously achieve multiple targets
D) Somehow manage to get them to watch it again (eg by posting the same video under a different link).
Chaslie: Oh so here's the link to that video i was talking about. you know the frog being raped by the chimpanzee: sends link
Target: Dude WTF?
Chaslie: Oh shit sorry wrong link, here's the correct one: sends different link
Target: For fuck sake man, what's with the Phil Collins love fest.
Chasllie: Bitch you just got Phil Rolled.
Target: Dude WTF?
Chaslie: Oh shit sorry wrong link, here's the correct one: sends different link
Target: For fuck sake man, what's with the Phil Collins love fest.
Chasllie: Bitch you just got Phil Rolled.
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The slippery slope of becoming a wannabe "Pro Photographer" that starts with the rule of 1 in 1,000.
With the advent of digital slr cameras for under $500 every mom with a camera takes 1,000 pictures of their child, 1 of those pictures is pretty good and when shown to a friend or family member she hears the golden words "that shot is great...you have a real knack for photography" and so the journey begins.
Without any inkling of ISO, shutter speed, aperture, color balance, lighting, composition...any thought at all (AUTO EVERYTHING) mom thinks she has actual talent.
Through the marketing avenues of friends she books a few gigs shooting babies on bedsheets with gerber daisies, wearing funny colorful hats, hanging in cheese cloth, hands shaped in the form of hearts on expecting bellies, bad lighting, composition and exposure, but the ability to "sell it as art" since she's now a pro shooter.
1.) Images way to photoshopped, skintones are blown out, yellow, way to saturated.
2.) Won't give you a receipt since hubby is the bread winner and doesn't claim her income, it's tax free money under the table.
3.) Uses pirated photoshop.
4.) All the comments on their "mommy photo blog" are posted by the same 10 people every post with generic comments like "OMG, SO CUTE!!!!" or "Lisa, you are SO talented, OMG!!!" It's pretty much a must to have multiple exclamation points OMG! All comments must be dripping with unbelievable back patting ooze.
With the advent of digital slr cameras for under $500 every mom with a camera takes 1,000 pictures of their child, 1 of those pictures is pretty good and when shown to a friend or family member she hears the golden words "that shot is great...you have a real knack for photography" and so the journey begins.
Without any inkling of ISO, shutter speed, aperture, color balance, lighting, composition...any thought at all (AUTO EVERYTHING) mom thinks she has actual talent.
Through the marketing avenues of friends she books a few gigs shooting babies on bedsheets with gerber daisies, wearing funny colorful hats, hanging in cheese cloth, hands shaped in the form of hearts on expecting bellies, bad lighting, composition and exposure, but the ability to "sell it as art" since she's now a pro shooter.
1.) Images way to photoshopped, skintones are blown out, yellow, way to saturated.
2.) Won't give you a receipt since hubby is the bread winner and doesn't claim her income, it's tax free money under the table.
3.) Uses pirated photoshop.
4.) All the comments on their "mommy photo blog" are posted by the same 10 people every post with generic comments like "OMG, SO CUTE!!!!" or "Lisa, you are SO talented, OMG!!!" It's pretty much a must to have multiple exclamation points OMG! All comments must be dripping with unbelievable back patting ooze.
How was your session? I forgot all of my equipment at the studio so I just soccer mom'd it.
Wow, uuum, those images are really something? Yeah, I went to a soccer mom photographer. We didn't have the money for a professional photographer.
Those pictures look like my mom took them! That's because we used a soccer mom photographer.
Wow, uuum, those images are really something? Yeah, I went to a soccer mom photographer. We didn't have the money for a professional photographer.
Those pictures look like my mom took them! That's because we used a soccer mom photographer.
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Ever since I posted my fork and phone pic and made the fork and phone list, everyone wants to post and trade pics with me.
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