peaches

my name. its literally my name.

''Hey Peaches!''

by sonic the hedge Hogg February 26, 2023

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Rubbin' Peach

Teenagers having sex. The term refers to the peach fuzz they get on their bodies from puberty.

Can you all hear the young couple upstairs rubbin' peach? It's shakin' the house!

by Mike G. Hunt June 12, 2019

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Peaches

Thick bitch, who pussy is burnin an itchin, watch out boyyyss she got them stds.

John: “boy I just met Peaches today.”
Sarah:”stank ass bitch with a nice ass?”
John:”yeah her!”

by EmmaLiin May 6, 2019

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Peach Flavourtown Facefuck

The act of peacocking in front of your ex and their new squeeze while dressed as Guy Fieri.

When my ex got home with his new girlfriend I was on the couch with his roommates smoking weed. I yelled: “Welcome to your peach flavourtown facefuck!”

by TheGreatRandolfo October 16, 2020

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The worst fucking fruit ever. They aren't even allowed for the whole world to eat and they look like ass. They literally looo like ass

Do you want your christian kids to eat a demonic fruit that symbolizes a sexual part of the body? NO

Worst of all, peaches went to jail, fuck that bitch. She should go to hell

Peaches arent even pretty, all those drawings of peaches ARE ALL TOO CUTESIFIED PEACHES ARENT EVEN PINK WTF AT LEAST MANGOES ARE YELLOW AND ORANGE IN ILLUSTRATIONS MANGOES ARE BETTER MANGOES ARE BETTER FUCK PEACHES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES

God: Hey, peaches are like, the worst fruit to ever exist

Satan: Yeah they are lmao

by Factsandmoreaccuratefacts September 18, 2020

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Peach

NORTH AMERICAN
Noun
1. a unit of measurement typically of weight equal to a microscopic organism
2. a unit of measurement of volume generally equal to or less than a molecule

Adjective
3. Cocky; arrogant; conceited; egotistical

(Example 1)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I just bench pressed like 4 peaches!

Dude2: WOW bro...you’re weak as fuck!!!

(Example 2)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I’m always pulling bitches. I got bitches washing my clothes, cooking me food and grabbing things off the top shelf that I can’t reach.
Dude 2: Wow bro...you’re being a real peach.

by PeachyOh July 28, 2019

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