times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.
Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.
by Kobrakys April 13, 2017
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PG^2 ( squared )

When you see an old friend girl at the bar who has let them self go you say to your friend i saw so and so at the bar last night but shes gone PG^2 ( squared ).
by hensdog January 15, 2012
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Newtown Square, PA

A fucked up town that no one likes. BROOMALL ROCKS! GO B-MALLERS!
N-Square: I live in Newtown Square, PA.
B-Maller: No one likes you bitch!
by Newtown Square sux ass! August 16, 2008
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madison square garden

a vagina shaved into a square with the smell of lavender.
tastes of dirty water with a salt.
makes penises scream with joy.
Did you explore that madison square garden last night?
i sure did.
my penis wants another round in her madison square garden.
by alexisfrozen August 15, 2007
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Jackson Hole Town Square

If you lookup "Jackson Hole Town Square" on youtube you will find a random ass livestream of some random ass intersection in wyoming. At the moment of posting this, it has about 1,700 people watching it. Nobody knows why. Some people believe it was created by the Illuminati.
I have no fucking clue why I'm watching this shitty livestream of "Jackson Hole Town Square".
by WRFEGrewdwerg September 07, 2016
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p squared (P^2)

(noun)
abbreviation for:
1) POWER OF THE PUMPUM

2) POWER OF THE PUSSY

When a lady tries to seduce a man for her personal gain.
She would offer vice, or even sex so that a man would put forth effort or finances.

Most of the times, the men involved are unaware of the female's intent, so most men fall prey
examples of p squared (P^2)

1) Alice pretends to like her classmate Bob, and shows interest giving him the impression that he could get vice, or sex. in return she expects help with school work or have him do her school work for her.

2) Shaniqa has sex with Paul so he could purchase a house and car for her

3) a girl would give a fella d slight touch, to get him to buy lunch for her.
by TRUTH-MAN-LOL November 13, 2011
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Square Root of Jack Shit

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
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