Show Beer

When you show up with a 12-pack of cheap beer so you're not empty handed. Then you drink the good beer provided by the host and everyone else.

What!? There's a freaking keg of Green Line and I'm drinking show beer!?

by Izbahoney June 18, 2014

Beer Munchies

Self explanitory you dumb shits.

Frank: I got the beer munchies fellas, ill be back later.

by JonnyC March 15, 2005

A Beer For The Shower

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.

Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?

by abeerfortheshower(dot)com September 23, 2011

animal beer

Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.

All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.

by Crapholio September 5, 2005

Beer Turd

When you put a bottle of beer in the freezer and forget about it only to find it later with the bottle top blown off and a 'beer turd' poking out.

Oh dude, I forgot I quick chilled some beer last night and when I opened the freezer this moring it was full of stinky beer turds.

by Waynos Santanos April 22, 2009

recession beer

Any low-cost beer that middle-class folk are forced to drink during poor economic times.

Dude 1: "Milwaukee's Best Ice? I thought you were going to pick up some Red Stripe."

Dude 2: "Sorry, man. We're gonna have to settle for this recession beer until my portfolio strengthens."

by tralala12 March 17, 2009

Beer Poo

A sloppy, brown, smelly faeces you often encounter after a serious round of drinking the night before. Can often come continuously throughout the day to flush out alcoholic toxins.

Tom - "I'm seriously paying for last night. I've had six beer poo's in the last HOUR."

Dave - "Unlucky, I was done with the first this morning. Pretty disgusting though!"

by MaceGrey October 19, 2010