“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
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Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.
Dude, did you see that awesome tree swap Jake pulled off?
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.
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Get the tree swap mug.The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.
I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.
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