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Decorating the tree

Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
by Deekp145 December 5, 2019
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Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!
Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!
by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015
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tree shui

like feng shui; having to have all your ornaments on your christmas tree in the right place to be aesthetically pleasing.
Guy 1: Dude, don't put too many snowman ornaments too close together.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: It messes up the tree shui, duh.
by tunaface02023 December 20, 2009
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squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
by squeeze tree October 29, 2019
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Tree hugger

Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay
Andrew is so gay he is a tree hugger
by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019
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tree swap

When one jumps, swings, or somehow moves from one tree to another using only the branches of the two trees.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.
Dude, did you see that awesome tree swap Jake pulled off?
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.
by verduras June 26, 2007
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The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.
I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.
by bencurryy May 3, 2022
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