Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
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fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?
by Vebb May 20, 2016
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Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
by Ginger Monkey June 20, 2007
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shit the titty

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty
by shh don’t tell bitty August 08, 2021
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Shit Head

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.
Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around
by TroyRex1066 February 22, 2019
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clean shit

To shit without needing to wipe
John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase
by howard1976 June 05, 2014
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shit-in

Opposite of a 'Shout-Out'. Used like a shout-out, but in regards to something or someone despised. Most often used during broadcasts, or podcasts.
I'd like to give a shit-in to *Subject's Name Here*, for *Irritating Thing They Did Here*.
by No1ButU June 26, 2008
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