David Boot

Informally known as a unit of measurement.

The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.

Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.

The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.

by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019

David Opper

1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.

2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.

3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.

My stagecraft teacher totally just David Oppered me.

by Tabooman April 5, 2010

David Dice

A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.

David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.

by sleypy December 14, 2018

david uchiha

He is BLACK

david uchiha

by BLACK MAN 76 November 6, 2017

David Darius

He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.

I wish I was as huge as David Darius, but the size of his thing is unfathamable

by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022

David Fenton

David is a teacher that is obsessed with JoJo Siwa and Star Wars. He throws candy at his favourite students and then we fight over the candy.

David Fenton is the best teacher EVER

by GabbieStan21 November 29, 2018

Tess and David

Amazing couple with a lifetime to spend together. Life of the party and the center of attention when they are together. no doubt this couple will last through the good times and bad.

Tess and David are at it again!

by Theresa Galardo April 17, 2012