Ole kike

Someone who is so ate up and has no direction in life that you commonly ask yourself why you are even friends with them.

"Wow, did you see Ole kike this weekend? That dude was ripping one hitters and drank a fifth by himself"
"Yeah, that dude is way ate up. He has no goals, poor guy"

by Quhawk35 August 1, 2013

ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.

"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"

by Steven Grand September 25, 2013

Big Ole Karl

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.

I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.

by Dygatron January 25, 2012

dirty ol wanka!

an old man on omegle trying to jack off.

that old man is a dirty ol wanka! do you see how hes looking at you?!

by nana whats my name July 16, 2011

ol doo whopdee

a load of crap; slang for "I'm about to tell you some bullsh!t"

Kanye West "Flashing Lights" lyrics: "I'm bout to hit you with the ol doo whopdee..."

by ElleOrPi August 19, 2011

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

OL BADON

OL BADON- defined as term for sexually active female with many partners. Normally this is used by country folk to define skank or whore.

Wow man did you see all those ol badon at that party. I really got the vibe most were DTF.

by countrygrammar26 August 25, 2011