Good Morning Smokes

The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.

My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!

by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019

chalice of the morning bliss

A cup of coffee; Chalice is another word for cup and coffee is something you drink in the morning. Some people like coffee so much they call it a bliss.

Caleb was sitting at the dining table, imbibing from the chalice of the morning bliss.

by animegroupie February 17, 2010

Sunday Morning Syndrome

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.

Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.

by funnyfunny April 25, 2010

Good mythical morning

rhett and link have a show!

I just watched good mythical morning

by Rhett x link April 19, 2020

Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.

guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.

by Skyjam June 18, 2017

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014