Jade

Female; Jade has a massive ass and big tits. Jade can get with any girl/boy she wants at any time. Jade usually like girls.

A: omg see jade over there
B: yeah i shagged her last night

A: wtf same

by Hello183 November 25, 2019

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a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined

look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!

by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024

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She was "jaded" by her upbringing to think all men were abusive.

by Dayimaan September 22, 2023

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Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

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a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist

"Gosh....That girl from last night was such a jade."
"i knooooow"

by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017

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