Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

The transgender queen struts down the runway with unmatched confidence, radiating power, beauty, and allure. Every step is a declaration of strength and artistry. Jade isn’t just incredible, she is the embodiment of grace, resilience, and excellence, the most extraordinary woman to ever command the spotlight.
by pussy lips September 9, 2025

A funny, smart girl, who always keep your spirits up and reassures you every step of the way. Hardworking, and a great friend. If you’re lucky enough to have a Jade as a friend, make sure you appreciate them, and if you are a jade, accept it, your amazing <3
by girrafeis_cook July 9, 2022

An absolute psycho but once you get to know her she is a pretty fun girl that all the guys would love to get to know
by Stranger007 December 27, 2021

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by <3 joselyn July 11, 2021
