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Jade

Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
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jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.
Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016
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Cunty Jade

The transgender queen struts down the runway with unmatched confidence, radiating power, beauty, and allure. Every step is a declaration of strength and artistry. Jade isn’t just incredible, she is the embodiment of grace, resilience, and excellence, the most extraordinary woman to ever command the spotlight.
"Woah! It's cunty jade!"
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Jade

A funny, smart girl, who always keep your spirits up and reassures you every step of the way. Hardworking, and a great friend. If you’re lucky enough to have a Jade as a friend, make sure you appreciate them, and if you are a jade, accept it, your amazing <3
Girl 1: i wish i was friends with jade!!!!
Girl 2: yeah!! Shes the best!!!!
by girrafeis_cook July 9, 2022
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Jade

An absolute psycho but once you get to know her she is a pretty fun girl that all the guys would love to get to know
Man: hey dude have u seen jade lately

Man 2: yeah man she looked really cute
by Stranger007 December 27, 2021
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Jaded

To get lore shoved down your throat for an extended period of time.
Hey man Johnny just jaded the shit out of me for the past 3 hours.

Haha get fucked on.
by Getfucked69 September 4, 2021
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Jade._.cos

Fucking gay cool ass faggot tho, ig BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDEEE!!!! Anyways she’s cool
Jade._.cos is a lil homo
Person 2: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN-
by <3 joselyn July 11, 2021
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