Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

Fresh Heem Bop

A nice hair cut

Bro came in with the fresh heem bop

by quieres mota October 24, 2023

Freaky Funky Fresh

Cool and amazing

Fred: I killed someone

Me: Well that wasn’t very freaky funky fresh of you.

by YourLocalShortPerson January 14, 2022

Dum-Diggity Fresh

Beyond freshness. Like a brand new pair of Jordans.

Dam boy, them fusion 13's are dum-diggity fresh. How'd you get them? Cus they aint even out yet

by Da Infamous Rapid Fire April 27, 2009

Fresh Water Rasta

White kid who claims his homeland is Jamaica.

His Reggae music collection is full of Bob Marley songs in all versions. His/her favorite is "no woman no cry" and can sign it like he/she owns it.
His/her attire consist on red, yellow and green anything.

And usually has a print or tattoo the of the Zion Lion somewhere.

Look at that kid from Ohio, singing No Woman No cry, he's such a Fresh Water Rasta.

by bluealmondhostel February 24, 2014

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022

Fave Fresh Syndrome

A disease that inflates the ego of the most popular freshmen on a sports team amongst seniors and upperclassmen. Symptoms include cockiness, increased swagger, a compulsion to show off, and a powerful attachment to the seniors that have adopted them.

There is no cure.

The new Freshmen swimmer was diagnosed with Fave Fresh Syndrome after becoming friends with the Senior swimmer.

by Bike Mecks February 4, 2010