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Dead Meerkat

The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*

2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
by MagicMartin18 October 30, 2007
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dead chat

a popular phrase used by some annoying anti-grass no lifers when the chat of a social media like Discord become silent for few instants. this phrase usually gets spammed to attain attention among other users but no one even care of xd.
*chat gets silent for 1 second*
some dude who the chat didnt even see before: dead chat
*chat goes silent again*
by Mrz001 May 29, 2022
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Dead ass

Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.
Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh
by Your average joe mamma November 12, 2019
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Dead Wait

1. Boredom to the extent of blacking out.
2. Being in a place or state of mind where nothing happens for a very long time.
Being in that room for hours-on-end, was a dead wait.
by Miles W. February 27, 2008
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Dead dab

When a man sprinkles a dead persons ashes on his penis and gets a girl to lick it off
“Connor did you do anything with Tea last night?”
“Yeah I have her a dead dab it was great”
by Unknown5437 September 5, 2021
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dead zoot

A half smoked joint, zoot, weed cigarette, usually found and picked up from the floor with the intention of smoking it.
-Fam there are baaare dead zoots in the park, come smoke them
-Ugh that's disgusting
by Reeky12 May 21, 2017
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dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.
Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.
by notwiththebs August 6, 2014
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