ew a mouse
by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023

by dreamhater13 April 14, 2021

by HELV3TICa February 22, 2025

He went 0 for 4 at the plate last night. He really “flushed the mouse”. They really “flushed the mouse” when they lost by 31 points. He was on his dream date and “flushed the mouse with her by acting like an idiot. No second date for him.
by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.
by President Obama the Barack April 22, 2024

by Coolbluedude30 May 9, 2020

A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 5, 2024
