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cooch mouse

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.
by Teh Moose February 8, 2017
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mouse

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by mousemousemousemouse December 14, 2019
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Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.
Dude, just got surgery! Want toMickey Mouse”. Later?
by Mickey moose January 6, 2020
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Mouse-Addict

Applies to a lazy person who choses to use a mouse to accomplish a task on the PC that would take moments by hand on the keyboard . This applies to anything that a person choses to do the long way round rather than exert themselves by “getting up” and accomplishing the task by hard work.
stop clicking the mouse and press ctr V , your such a mouse-addict
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"
by ZimSchola February 6, 2020
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Mouse CPL

Mouse couple. A couple that consists of only dwarves or midgets.
Hey man, do you see that "Mouse cpl" mouse couple over there?
by xximoria March 30, 2020
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Mickey Mouse

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs
by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020
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smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
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