Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

Masturbate

A game played with own toy to kill your sexual appetite.

"Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."

"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"

by Silver Blake December 15, 2020

Keema & Masturbate Day

When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...

Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"

Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."

by Safali July 25, 2016

masturbate

something you do because you're single as fuck

John: Damn I wanna masturbate to Mia Khalifa!!

by I LIKE BIG BUTTS !!! May 7, 2025

Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird

Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends

by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019

moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.

Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation

by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020