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whorein lauren 

Any girl, named Lauren or otherwise, who cheats on a guy, or is just generally a slut.

NOTE: does not have to be a girl named Lauren, its just a fun rhyme.
Whorein Lauren tried to come to my party but I told her no because I dont want her trying to do keg stands and getting her herp lips on my tap!

Did you see what that Candice girl did at that frat party??? What a whorein lauren!
A sexual position in which a chick is lying on her back while holding the back of her legs and pulling them as close to her neck area as possible...Looking as compact as possible.....LIKE A "FUCK BALL"
Husband: Oh my goodness, that couple is having sex like a LAUREN
Wife: No honey....That's the Fuck Ball...
Husband: It's the same thing honey....
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BF: Hey babe, wanna do the Lauren ?
GF: Isn't that just the "Fuck Ball"?
BF: Fuck Ball Lauren, Same Diff!!!
GF: Okay, let's get it on!!!
Lauren by n54 March 1, 2011

a lauren 

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut
Let's get weird and do a Lauren together
a lauren by Gypsyface May 5, 2016
Any man playing an MMORPG that constanly makes female characters in the hopes of hiding their true gender. Doesn't respond to inquirys regarding gender or anything outside of PLing their characters (which are female).
A) Sweet Caroline
B) Manhands
Lariette by Dan Krokos November 4, 2004
obnoxious, fire breathing, red headed Dragon.
she is such a lauries it is freightening
Lauries by 1234awkwardmonkey February 12, 2010

A Lauren 

When you're having a WhatsApp conversation with a girl, they read the message but don't reply for at least 30 minutes.
We're getting on great but she keeps doing a lauren and not answering my messages
A Lauren by Joffalot May 24, 2017