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Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
Landon by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020
Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.
Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12
The ultimate simp typa guy with deep grey eyes, abs, and a good heart.
Wrestle landon to the ground
Landon by gangganglupa May 18, 2020
Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.
Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.
Landon by Meals104 May 19, 2020
A boy who needs a job and wants to work at a snowball stand. Not helpful at all. Has a grandmother and a dog. Very wonderful but dumb. Just not fun to be around.
Landen by ChampionL June 2, 2020
A weird person. Ugly not nice. Never will be good and famous. Not a good person a just plain old weird person. Nobody likes being around him.
He is a landen
Landen by ChampionL June 2, 2020