A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.
Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.
Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.
Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.
Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.
Girl 2: I know!
Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.
Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.
Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.
Girl 2: I know!
by Hey, man May 17, 2019
Get the Wall Kidmug. A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.
Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.
Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.
by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022
Get the Kid Touchermug. the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.
by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019
Get the the kid’s lifemug. A wimpy child fish inside a seaweed roll with rice. This sushi is usually a lot worse than regular sushi. This sushi is usually eaten in less populated areas with limited food. Many reviews gave it 1 star.
by Boodle boi March 5, 2021
Get the Sushi kidmug. by Peter W.N. June 22, 2009
Get the chimney kidsmug. Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.
"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student
"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"
"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student
"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"
"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student
by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012
Get the Taco Kidmug. a satanic game where nine year olds scream do da fortnite while talking shit and screaming i fucked ur mum when u 200 pump them
by bingoshrob October 13, 2021
Get the fortnite kidmug.