clean and jerk

Immediately prior to climax during sex, withdrawing the penis clean and then discharging a hot wad of man juice onto the partner's body.

The woman is always whining about how she wanted more kids, I was like, but pregnancy is so not hot right now! So I did the clean and jerk bukkake style. That'll learn her.

by teh vampire November 15, 2005

flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.

That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.

by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006

Circle Jerk

A drunk party game usually held by pretentious management and their toadies at certain seafood resteraunts in Florida: a mutual masterbation occasion, oftimes capped off (anchored) by a dyke.

That Pat the Dyke is good at startin' off the circle jerk.

by Jhitny Jr. April 7, 2004

chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard

(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

by Wise Guy July 20, 2003

Jerk Chicken

Someone who insults people or their work while hiding behind a computer.
They are usually angry about something else and assume so much, especially that they are an expert.

The angry Anonymous jerk chicken complained about my work in the Forum to find plenty of other chickens to roost with. But they all ended up fried, dove into the hot oil of stupidity together, in front of everyone.

by BurgleCut May 30, 2019

jerk cockyness

Being a jerk and/or dick head.

You were annoying me with your jerk cockyness

by simpleton11 January 25, 2011

jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it

me and my boyfriend love jerking off

by gethorny.com August 21, 2021