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Jackie

A very very short girl with an explosive attitude. You normally can find her telling pointless annoying jokes you can find on those popsicle sticks. Don't touch this kind of girl because that only leads to her flipping shit like it's her period 24/7.
Did you see Jackie this morning?
Yeah she almost ate my finger off when i tried to hug her.
by Eric_sich May 24, 2017
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jackiefish

English Total War youtuber. Mostly famous for his bromance with PixellatedApollo, another youtuber. Some say it is more than that...
All hail Emperor JackieFish!
by Salamander the Great July 18, 2017
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jacking stick

A smaller girl, usually around 120 lbs, that when sitting on your penis, you can wrap your arm around and jack yourself off with her entire body.
My side chick is a smaller girl so I use her as my jacking stick when I'm fucking her.
by TheGreatOneJaleel July 18, 2017
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jackie chin

When two guys are in the car and jack each other off and get it on their chins. Homo unless stated otherwise
"Hey dude, when your gf is gone wanna jackie chin in my BMW?"

"Yeah dude, sounds good, no homo!"
by Al-Queso November 4, 2017
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Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).
I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.
by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017
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Jackie

A white female who embodies the epitome of unoriginality. She will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Her Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, she lives to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, she’s most likely not enjoying the moment, and needs to be liked by everybody.

She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.

On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
The couple sitting next to me on the plane were both Jackies. They kept on taking selfies, which included them kissing, the girl doing the ‘kissy’ face, kissing her boyfriend’s cheek and vice versa. She then said to her boyfriend “babe, make sure you ‘like’ the picture of us that I’m about to post on insta.”
by It’s Britney Bitch December 25, 2017
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Jackies

White females who embody the epitome of unoriginality. They will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Their Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, they live to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, they’re most likely not enjoying the moment, and need to be liked by everybody.

They go to yoga and make sure they snapchat a photo of themselves with their yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” They are followers, keep up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.

On most days, you will see them wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took an hour to achieve. They will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on their shoulder.
That bar was filled with Jackies. Even the guys were Jackies. I left immediately and threw up.
by It’s Britney Bitch December 25, 2017
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