Covid-19

A vacation wich people dont want, and kills.

Fuck Covid-19 said by the middle aged brick throwing man

by Hanz be like June 5, 2020

Covid Test

When A Male Sticks His Penis into the females Mouth then sticks it into her nose

I GAVE SAMUEL A COVID TEST LAST NIGHT

by CallMeDaddyT May 4, 2021

Covid Paper

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!

Covid paper got my ass chapped!

by Nccj February 25, 2021

Covid

The reason 2020-2021 was awful

Friend: I hate 2020

Me: must be because of Covid

by Skull3398 March 18, 2022

Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

COVID-9999

Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.

The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021