Casual Sex Friday

the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have sex with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.

please note: this does not make anyone a slut, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!

Q-what are you doing tonight?
A-it casual sex friday what do you think

by founderofcasualsexfridays October 22, 2010

Fuck faggot Friday

The weekly ritual of fucking a gay man and it not being gay

It’s fuck faggot Friday let me hook up with that fag luke

by FFF for da boys May 15, 2019

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

Alabama friday night

When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.

Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!

by Python3 July 28, 2019

Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.

Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!

by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014

Cuzsie Pooping Friday

On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.

"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"

by Cuzsie May 16, 2022

Fine Nigga Friday

The day of a true nigga. Man Crush Monday? Hah funny. NOTHING compared to Fine Nigga Friday. Fine Nigga Friday sounds better too. Friday is now a day for the real ones.

Original creators snap: @itsurboimatwell

“Tyrone is a real nigga. He’s gonna be on my story for Fine Nigga Friday.”

by JNIXXXXX November 17, 2019